CHAPTER 2 ~ SETTLING IN
Going out with a bang!
October 6
I had a blast at my Retirement Roast. It was so much fun to show off the full length red dress, the blond streaks, the song verse I wrote, all of it. You know the song, "Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin? I wrote and sang a fourth verse, then got everyone to sing the first verse with me.
This is Tom the Department Statistician. You may ask, how does a Statistician become the Emcee?   You just have to know Tom.

The group gave me that big woven basket/bag he's showing off. I have just the spot for it in my living room to hold magazines.

The Kleenex Tissue was there in case I cried. But I didn't. No one was more surprised than me.
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Look how blonde my hair turned out! I am using it as the vehicle for going gray. I'll just let it grow out naturally from now on.
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Judy roasted me over my "bunny moments." When I had an important announcement, I would stand in the hallway and "play" a boing-g-g sound from a bunny. Everyone knew what it meant and they all streamed out of their offices. Some people hated the bunny. One time someone tried to kill it's batterties by putting it into a glass half full of cola. But we saved it in time.
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Meet Angela, Judy and Cindy. They report to me; whoops - used to report to me.